I think a big part of why I read way more fanfiction than books is that there’s just a hell of a lot less exposition
the first 10 pages of most books are always “these are the main characters and here’s some background on each of them and this is the setting etc etc” and it’s such a fucking hassle getting to the plot sometimes
fanfic is just like “fuck it you know all of this already let’s go”
it all makes sense now.
Pikachu ghost from the 2012 Pokemon Center Halloween promotion.
The most beautiful scene out of the entire series.
I cried like a bitch
LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS
ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA
THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE.
THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN”
AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER
MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT
HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?
OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT
reasons why tumblr aids education
tragic love story idea: in a world where we have just engineered the technology to create a robot capable of feelings, a robot with feelings falls for another older-model robot that’s incapable of love
Can’t stop won’t stop
When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend
I should use this.
She’s like a black sausage with arms.
this cat is the physical embodiment of Halloween
ＡＬＬ ＣＩＴＩＺＥＮＳ ＭＵＳＴ ＲＥＧＩＳＴＥＲ ＢＩＯＭＥＴＲＩＣＳ ＷＩＴＨ ＴＨＥ ＮＵＴＲＩＴＩＯＮＡＬ ＡＵＴＨＯＲＩＴＹ ＵＮＤＥＲ ＰＥＮＡＬＴＹ ＯＦ ＲＡＴＩＯＮ ＦＯＲＦＥＩＴＵＲＥ．
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
1958 Avon Cosmetics advertisement.